My Actifit Report Card: May 4 2026
Today Body of water
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today's joke
"Doctor, I have constipation," complains the patient. So the doctor prescribes him suppositories. A week later, the patient comes back saying they didn't work. And the same thing the following week. The doctor casually remarks, 'Dude, you actually take those pills, don't you?' The patient gets angry: 'And you really think I'm sticking them up my butt?'
dnešní vtip
Pane doktore, mám zácpu,“ stěžuje si pacient. Doktor mu tedy předepíše čípky. Za týden pacient přijde, že nezabraly. A další týden to samé. Doktor jen tak mezi řečí prohodí: „Chlape, vy ty prášky snad žerete.“ Pacient se rozčílí: „A to si snad myslíte, že si je strkám do zadku?

Translated by gemini

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