My Actifit Report Card: April 22 2026
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today's joke
A blonde comes to the emergency room with burns on both ears. 'Doctor, I was kind of daydreaming, the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone, I grabbed a hot iron.' - The doctor asks: 'But what happened to your other ear?' - The blonde blushes: 'Well, I had to call my boyfriend to take me to the emergency room!'
dnešní vtip
Blondýnka přijde na pohotovost s popáleninami na obou uších. „Pane doktore, já se nějak zamyslela, zazvonil telefon a já místo telefonu zvedla rozpálenou žehličku.“ - Doktor zjišťuje: „Ale co se vám stalo s tím druhým uchem?“ - Blondýnka se začervená: „No, musela jsem přeci zavolat příteli, aby mě odvezl na pohotovost!“

Translated by gemini

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