My Actifit Report Card: April 21 2026

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today's joke
I approached a cat at the bar: 'Can I buy you a drink?' 'Do you have a girlfriend?' she asked. 'Guys like you always have a girlfriend.' 'No, we broke up a month ago.' 'I'm sorry. Then I'll have a glass of white wine.' After a few drinks and a kiss, we ended up in her bed and had a good time. When I was getting dressed, she said: 'You look good, you're kind and amazing in bed. Can I ask you how it is possible that you broke up with your girlfriend?' 'My wife found out.'

dnešní vtip
Přistoupil jsem ke kočce u baru: "Můžu ti koupit něco k pití?" "Máš přítelkyni?" zeptala se. "Chlapi jako ty mají vždy přítelkyni." "Ne, rozešli jsme se před měsícem." "To mi je líto. Tak tě poprosím o bílé víno." Po pár skleničkách a políbení jsme se ocitli u ní v posteli a dobře si to užili. Když jsem se oblékal, řekla: "Dobře vypadáš, jsi milý a úžasný v posteli. Můžu se tě zeptat, jak je možné, že ses rozešel s přítelkyní?" "Přišla na to moje žena.

Translated by gemini

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21/04/2026
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