#slothlysavers

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So, there is this thing here on Hive, right? It's called #slothlysavers and is a revival (or maybe a reboot?) of the #saturdaysavers club. I was never involved in the former, but the #PIMP District is helping to sponsor participants this year in @slothbuzz's new undertaking.

I figure, since I have goals and have taken an active role in its structure, I might as well drop a few of them for the public, so they know where I'm trying to go in 2026. Consider this a piece of my vision board and though I will likely not join the hullabaloo every week, I will still form reports from time to time to keep you all posted on my progress. Just know, I'm that Wyatt Earp nuk got booted from the playground cuz I don't play.

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So where to begin, I have several goals I want to accomplish this year. In terms of HIVE and Hive (because they are two different entities when spelled properly), I'll touch on a few.

Let's start with HIVE - the cryptocurrency. It has a heavy relation to HBD, the supposed 'stable coin' that operates just under the veil of the Hive ecosystem. My goal is to initiate zero power downs this year and accumulate as much HP as possible for my personal curation account. I nabbed a screenshot of my progress for ya:

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As you can see, in the past month, I've added about 2000 HP between curation, power ups and other streams flowing in. At the current pace, I should reach 75,000 total, but my goal is to have a minimum of 100k HP.

HBD in savings is another animal. It seems I'm always pulling it out for some shit or another, but I will get a whole new toolbelt if I need to, to keep that from happening and reach my goal of 1000 minimum. I'm currently at 72.9, and am adding a little every day. The compounding interest is what makes this so attractive to me.

Those would be the primary goals. Hive itself, I have (or maybe, had?) other aspirations for. With certain code not being implemented in the last hardfork that I was told there was going to be, it has put a dampener on what I wanted to do. I may even say fuck it, and start building somewhere else while these greedy asshats around here figure out who the king shit is and stop pissing away promise and potential.

Oh, I'll still be here, don't worry, eggs and baskets and all that. But, I'm not afraid to pluck some roosters either and get my hens laying in a more suitable coup. Plus, I wouldn't care one bit to see some new faces emerge and the new faces I've seen, stay here.

Lastly, I'll cue you in on the L2s I have sights set on. The first being AEGIS. Once people see what I'm doing there, they'll understand the real value of it. It's kind of like staking HIVE, but on steroids.

The second is PIMP. I will do a full report and show people what each token is actually worth in comparison to other ones out there in the coming days. We made some really good moves last year while were diversifying our portfolio to back the token with more than just HIVE. Keep a lookout for that article.

Third is HSBIDAO. @josephsavage is a fucking genius and has been helping people on this chain since he pretty much got here. Similar to AEGIS, if you find some for sale less than what the initial offer is, you'd be wise to snatch them up. I'd like to be sitting on at least 10k by year's end.

That's what I got.

What I'm doin'.

Makin' moves n movin'.
Shake fools while mooning.
Make tools to spoon em.
Break boons then tune em.

What you doin? Who gon'win?
Witty wooin mice and men.
Lockin axis so we spin.
Bitches, I came to win.

No matter what.

So do it. Stop procrastinating and masturbating start habitulating and articulating do more creating and less evading see mountains shaking cuz' you already know, I step harder than Hades. Oh, and REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, it's what I do.

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Didn’t know someone was reviving/rebooting a saving initiative: I never joined the saturdaysavers club, but I'm going to give a look at this new one.

As for my goals for this 2026 here on Hive... well, increasing my HP as much as I can sum them up quite well 🤣

Plus I'm trying to comment more and post less.

!PIMP

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Sloth and steady wins the race! We'd love to see you participating in the Weekly SlothlySavers challenge! It's easy really, set your goals, and drop a comment on our weekly posts (on Thursday) with an update. No rush, we're all a little !SLOTH sometimes!

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Ahahah I like it! I'll try to participate :)

!LOL

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I did a tiny bit of #saturdaysavers club stuff but nothing regular, as it wasn't always worth making a post about... so I suspect I'll probably transition into this new revival the same way. Glad to see it's going to keep going, I will say. I like folks showing off how they're growing, and what they're working towards.

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We're happy to support you in the #SlothlySavers club, whether you're a frequent poster or just want to drop a comment on our weekly post on Thursday. We're pretty chillax when it comes to participation, we're just looking to support Hive to buzz!

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i won the last rewards from Saturday savers Club. Too bad to see them stop, but nice that now Sloth is taking it over.
I love to see my growth on Hive and also it is inspiring to see what other are doign on the chain as well.
keep on Pimping.
!PIZZA !LUV !LOLZ

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First I want to say that I love that you're also sponsoring the newly rebranded and relaunched Slolthy Savers Club. I did participate in its predecessor, the Saturday Savers Club, for over 3.5 of its 5 years running, so I'm really glad that it's being continued. We were thinking about dong the same, but our slothly friends beat us to it...lol! You've set some excellent goals. I'm working on 25K HP and 750 HBD in Savings. I've already got a fair liquidity in your AEGIS:SWAP.HIVE pool, and I'll keep adding to it. I've already had my eye on HSBIDAO, and I plan to start focusing some resources there. I also do very much appreciate your PIMP token, and I'm growing liquidity in two PIMP pools, and my stake. Regarding the asshats on Hive, yeah, it's a thing. I just keep my eyes on the goal, and keep moving forward, adapting, improvising, and overcoming as I go. I want to help grow a whole community, or even multiple allied communities, of whales, to help to shift the balance of power in a good direction. Props to you, my friend. 😁🙏💚✨🤙

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And more power to you as we both set forth into 2026 with our headings! When you have (if you have) time, should pop in the District and chat with us about the ALIVE initiative. Be curious to know how we can help each other. !PIMP !DUO

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Thank you, my friend, and I think that 2026 is going to be an extraordinary year indeed! That sounds great, and I'm certainly game. I think that I'm already on the PIMP District server, so I'll be sure to pop in to say 'hi' when I have a moment. Is there any particular channel that might work best? 😁🙏💚✨🤙

!ALIVE
!BBH
!LADY
!PIZZA
!SLOTH

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Most chatter is in the pimpshit channel and is where we have text for the voice meetings on Wednesdays. Not sure what time zone you're in, but I imagine it's relatively early for you, 9am EST, 6am PST. 🫨😇😝 !PIMP !UNI !WINE

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OK, that's what I figured. I popped into the 'yo' channel earlier today, and now I have the 'pimpshit' channel opened on my laptop. I'm in Hawai'i, so yep, that would be a tad early indeed. I'll say 'hi', and keep an eye out for you, in that channel. 😁🙏💚✨🤙

!ALIVE
!BBH
!PIZZA
!SLOTH

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Glad to have you supporting and participating in #SlothlySavers this year, we like the slothly spin we've put on things and love the support we've received from the Hive community! Keep on buzzing! !SLOTH and steady wins the race

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