Zapfic50 Friday - Planetary Confusion

This post is my entry to the ZapficFriday writing contest for this week - the prompt is Planet.

Enjoy !

Image by Felipe from Pixabay

“Take your clothes off, lie face down on the couch.”

Jim looked at the consultant in confusion.

“But… I thought I was here for planetary studies ?”

The consultant laughed. “You told your doctor you had a problem with Uranus ? Dammit, Jim, I’m a proctologist, not an astronomer !”

For any of my friends (or anyone else, for that matter !) who reads this and fancies giving it a try, it's really fun and thought provoking. The rules are really simple;

• The Freewriters Community has a Zapfic post with a writing prompt every Friday.
• Your response must be posted within 3 days in the Freewriters Community.
• Please post a link to your entry in the comments section of the prompt post
• Please use #freewritehouse and #zapfic tags.
• The important one - YOU MUST use a word/character counter (if you search for word counter on the internet or in your phone's app store you will get a big choice!) wordcounter.net and include a screenshot. Entries without a screenshot will NOT be valid.
• Please use the prompt provided as you see fit (use your imagination)
• Try to tell a complete story if you can!
• The story should be EXACTLY 50 words long.