Sarcasm Saturday #52 - Is InfoFi Dead?

Let’s talk about how Kaito has officially fallen from the top spot in the InfoFi game. Yap Jail is very real. Some KOLs get dozens of yaps a day… meanwhile smaller users like me get the stick and a pat on the back.

My yap faucet has been bone-dry since October 9th, and of course that tanked my rankings on Theoriq and Katana. But honestly? Who cares? Not them... not the KOLs that eat the big allocations!

It doesn't matter if I don't get yaps! It doesn't matter I bought 2 Yappybaras NFTs on a higher floor than now ... and it doesn't matter I have 10k $sKaito! To be honest yaps are for snowflakes!

Because while everyone else is crying about leaderboards, Cookie has been out here evolving like a Pokémon on performance enhancers. Their capital mindshare campaigns? Always top-tier... on paper!

Mindshare without conviction is just noise. If you don’t actually believe, don’t bother pretending ... put your money where your mouth is. That’s exactly why I was bullish on Almanak and Superform! add referral

Almanak is a non‑custodial DeFi platform that leverages AI‑powered agents to manage strategies for you. I went there early, added stables into the vault and snapped about it!

Made it into the top 500 and got an allocation! However... their TGE was absolutely rubbish, as the claim was delayed for 20 minutes but somehow someone sold until the token price dumped by 75%

Real products, real momentum, real upside. Cookie keeps evolving and pushing the meta forward, but the principle stays the same! I love the algo and it's so fair that must be praised!

You've done anything on Mindo? I had good vibes from them at an early stage... but is all gone now! Back on the 1st of October, I tried to claim my Elympics prize. Simple task, right?

Click a button, get a reward, celebrate a little. Except the claim button decided to retire early, and nothing happened. So I did what any reasonable person would do... I opened a support ticket with MindoAI.

And then… silence. Not helpful silence. Not “we’re working on it” silence. More like “your ticket is on a spiritual journey and will return when the stars align” silence.

Weeks passed. Leaves fell. Civilizations evolved. My ticket remained untouched, living its best life in the void. But the universe wasn’t done with me yet.
I won another prize, this time from CryptoRubic, and thought maybe things would go better.

The universe laughed. The CryptoRubic claim button also refused to cooperate, so I wandered back into the MindoAI Discord, gently whispering into the support abyss once more.

Eventually, weeks later, someone surfaced to inform me that apparently it was all my fault for “not claiming before the deadline.” A fascinating interpretation, considering I couldn’t claim because the button acted like it was on strike.

It’s like missing a train because the station doors never opened, only to be told you “should’ve boarded faster.” Since the 20th of November, I haven’t received a single response. My ticket might actually qualify as an archaeological artifact at this point.

So now I can’t help but wonder... do Elympics and CryptoRubic even know what’s happening? Do they realize Mindo hasn’t delivered allocations and left users hanging like forgotten laundry?

Because from my perspective, this partnership is giving strong “Error 404: Support Not Found” energy. Stay tuned for the next episode of this saga, if Mindo ever anwers!

So yeah… yap jail or not, rankings or not, I’m doubling down on the projects that actually deliver. Unfortunately... no project delivered so far! Let's just say that Wallchain didn't disappointed me ... yet!

I will be here... patiently waiting for the yap tap to start dripping again! Got my last spit of yaps on the 9th of October, when 0.4 landed on my dashboard for an unknown reason!

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