Sarcasm Saturday #50 - Are PUMPs, Gas Refunds and Momentum On Santa's Naughty List?
My draft folder is basically a pumpkin patch of chaos. Screenshots sit there ripening until I can turn them into an article… or until they rot like forgotten gourds, shrivelling in the digital sun while I pretend I’ll “get to them tomorrow.”
At this point I’m basically a part-time writer and full-time farmer, harvesting content I may or may not ever use. Miraculously... Sarcasm Saturday has reached #50 with this draft!
Fifty! That’s practically senior-citizen status in internet content years. So consider this my early Christmas gift! A milestone delivered straight from the patch, wrapped in procrastination, sprinkled with sarcasm!
Don't worry about bear market, keep hoping for the bull to come... and remember... this is the season to be jolly! Keep farming, clicking, yapping ... because Santa is coming ... to town!
This article is shipped express from the land of “I swear I’ll post this soon!” and reached you with next day delivery! We will cover Momentum hype, PUMPs and Santa's naughty list!
And hopefully, if we’ve been extra good, Santa will reimburse us for all the ETH gas fees we’ve burned so far. Because if there’s one miracle we’re all praying for this holiday season... it’s blockchain refund policies.
Have you checked ETH GAS? Will show you how much gas you spent on mainnet, there are some quests to complete, and maybe an airdrop in the future! Can you beat my 5.5 $ETH spent so far?
I have to admit, I live for my audience. Everything I write, every post I make, is for them, and there’s an incredible energy I get from their feedback that keeps me going. You are my power anon!
I get genuinely excited when I stumble across a perfect meme and share it, even if it’s just for the two friends I have on social media. It’s those little moments that make it all worthwhile.
At least the degens get the puns, the clever references, and the inside jokes that fly right over the heads of most IRL normies. Maybe it’s because I don’t have many real-life friends?
Either way, I thrive on it. I thrive on the chaos, the laughs, the connection, and the tiny victories that come from knowing someone out there actually gets it. Hope you're not on the naughty list!
Warden Protocol has been on one of those classic crypto “is this real or is this just hype wearing sunglasses?” runs. The project mixes AI agents, cross-chain execution, and Cosmos-based infrastructure!
This means every narrative-chasing degen has circled it like seagulls around chips. The whole “PUMPs” system is basically their gamified points engine and if you use the app, do tasks and so... you earn PUMPs!
The idea of the gamification? Hopefully convert PUMPs into WARD tokens once the airdrop and listings kick in. People call it a potential pump because the narrative is hot and the mainnet is now live!
The users love chasing early-stage reward systems and mindshare campaign so Warden Protocol is on everyone's Christmas List! You can yap/quack about it and hope for the best!
But like everything else in crypto, a “pump” is only a pump until gravity remembers it has responsibilities. Warden Protocol has hype, traction, and airdrop energy… but whether it actually moons or just does a polite hop is still up to the market gods!
Now let's move to Sui, where the Momentum hype done wonders to the ecosystem! The protocol was the DeFi equivalent of that one friend who says “Don’t worry, I can do everything” and for once actually can!
It’s a DEX, a liquidity engine, a staking hub, a cross-chain bridge party, and a governance playground all rolled into one shiny protocol on the Sui blockchain.
The MMT token is the glue that keeps the whole thing humming! The people use it for governance, rewards, vaults, and all the usual “DeFi magic token” perks.
Now... the Momentum airdrop was hyped! Just picture Oprah on Sui saying “You get some MMT! And you get some MMT!” Except you didn’t get tokens just for showing up... you actually had to do stuff.
I traded, provided liquidity, click buttons, proving that I was not a bot with the reflexes of a potato. Some users even got allocations through special exchange programs like Binance “HODLer airdrops!
I done a lot of onchain action, leaving footprints on the blockchain, and still got a disappointing $5 airdrop! My volume reached $10k before the airdrop, and TVL stacked up... but hopeless!
The Tier9 was my grave, and not sure what amount of money others put in... but I couldn't progress higher than top 55k when it came to ranks and rewards!
Momentum didn’t dump all its tokens at once, either. It used multiple waves, airdrop drip-feeding, and locked tockens ... so early users, regular users, and people who stubbornly refused to leave could all get a slice.
The point was to reward those who actually used the platform, not just hunters who materialize for free tokens and vanish like crypto ninjas. But still not convinced about it!
Momentum is a big ambitious DeFi platform on Sui, and its airdrop was a multi-stage celebration thrown to thank early users, bootstrap activity, and sprinkle MMT across the ecosystem!
Whether you call it an airdrop, a launch, or a “please come try our protocol” gift bag... it definitely got people’s attention. Yes... I was disappointed with my drop but I didn't leave!
Where else you can make $11-$12 per day with $250 worth of $SUI and $USDC? Adding my LP before midnight and pray to get as much yield until it goes out of range!
And that’s the holiday roundup! Warden Protocol is buzzing, Momentum is flexing, and PUMPs are pumping! Santa is somewhere calculating how much ETH gas we’ve burned this year before deciding whether we deserve a refund!
If you’ve made it this far... congratulations! You’ve survived another season of crypto chaos, questionable charts, and projects promising to “revolutionize everything forever.”
Consider the 50th episode of Sarcasm Saturday your early Christmas present, sprinkled with hype, wrapped in volatility, and topped with a bow made of pure cope. Happy holidays degens!
May your bags be green, your transactions cheap, your airdrops generous, and your place on Santa’s list determined solely by whether you sold the top or panic-bought the wick.
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