Onchain Sarcasm - The MegaETH Bull Run

about 3 hours ago

It’s a new week of Sarcasm Saturday, and what a surprise! We’re still “waiting” for the bull run… even though it’s basically sitting right there in the room with us.

You’ve got people refreshing charts like nothing’s happening, calling for lower prices, waiting for confirmation, waiting for signals, waiting for… I don’t even know anymore.

Meanwhile the market’s quietly doing its thing and half the crowd is still in denial. Classic chad behavior! I’ve said it before ... crypto is strictly 18+ and a bit rude.

It doesn’t care about your feelings, your timing, or your carefully crafted “perfect entry.” It moves when it wants, lures you inside, fakes you out, then runs without you.

So naturally, I took a break from the screens and went for some proper IRL activity… ended up at the Three Cocks pub. Seemed on-brand with the current crime season!

Now let's move from 3 cocks to 3Look... where the creator score matters on 3Look and the activity on social media helped users to get their tiers. Brand new season!

The "Culture at Scale" epoch is about showing how building and scaling culture around a project can help it grow. The goal is to create content about a community and show to scale it.

3Look it may look like a fashion-focused social platform where people share outfits, discover style content, and sometimes take part in brand campaigns or drops but is not!

With Season 2 already underway, it’s clear the platform is doubling down on its core loop of AI-powered content, social engagement, and creator incentives to scale Web3 culture fast!

And speaking of questionable decisions...don’t be a cock and start panic selling the moment you see a bit of green. All the whales and KOLs are now farming on MegaETH!

I've made life easy for you and published Dapps And Points Guide For The MegaETH Terminal! Bookmark it and use it as your to-go guide for farming points and yield!

MegaETH is a new Layer 2 blockchain built on top of Ethereum, designed to make crypto applications feel fast enough to rival normal web apps. $MEGA also went in May!

You don't need a ton of capital or time to participate. You see your total points and leaderboard rank. I am starting my MegaETh journey on Hit One! Start spinning or arcade finance!

Having some fun on Prism by predicting the price of WTI Crude Oil, market ending soon! This dapp is both a DEX and a prediction market, built by the BadBunnz team!

Next step was to draw to pokemon packs on Mnstr but both my draws were bad. It's random so maybe you are lucky! At least I am getting points for each pack I open!

I've seen this $30,000 campaign on Rolly, where chads are invited to get some $MEGA and other prizes. This campaign is for $MEGA holders, made to honour the launch of MegaETH.

What actually doesn't work? Bridge volume because they're not doing the typical L2 farming thing, NFT floor sweeping, and simple token swaps because everyone does this.

New dapps were added on Terminal! The real opportunity window here is probably 4-6 weeks. Once they announce the next cohort expansion, these multipliers will compress.

Pump Party is a real-time onchain game built on the MegaETH ecosystem. So “live, mobile-first gameshow” where gameplay, outcomes, and rewards are all processed fully onchain.

tl;dr: you shoot the rabbit out of the cannon and you may get prizes for the $ETH you're paying. I played 6 times, with 0.001 $ETH per go, and managed to be 0.002 $ETH in profit!

Taking profit is smart, sure, but there’s a difference between strategy and folding at the first sign of life. Now I am thinking if should I go all in on MegaETH or not!

Because let’s be honest, diamond hands sound great on paper… right up until you’re staring at old screenshots thinking “yeah… I probably should’ve done something there.”

I said we’re still “waiting” for the bull run… even though it’s basically sitting right there in the room with us. Every crypto bro know I am right... but my doctor doesn't!

Nothing in this space is ever straightforward. Crypto charts are chaotic, unpredictable, borderline absurd, and remind me of something else that makes absolutely no sense!

Flags! Yeah anon... flags! Some say they represent history, identity, meaning… but sometimes it just looks like a bunch of shapes, logos and colors thrown together!

Everyone nodding like it’s obvious, but are they JPGS that I can sell on the marketplace? Kind of like trying to explain why a coin just pumped 40% on no news.

The US flag means freedom, liberty ... while the yellow is for not interfering with other countries! Bro... are flags like Bored Ape Yacht Club pfps? They represent who you are?

The Italian flag is a lovely pizza, while the German's blue shade is from the sense of humor! New week... same chaos. Let’s see who’s still “waiting” next Saturday.