Onchain Sarcasm #66 - Random Stuff I Can't Remember Why I Joined

4 days ago

You ever scroll through your notifications or dashboards and stumble across some server, beta list, DAO, or waitlist and know that you already sign up for this? Yeah... that’s me every week.

If I’m being honest, most of the time I join things chasing alpha, airdrops or early access. Sometimes is that tiny voice in my head saying “this might be the next thing!”

I click, connect, verify, bookmark… and then life moves on. The spotlight shifts, timelines refresh, new shiny opportunities pop up and suddenly I’ve forgotten half the stuff I enthusiastically jumped into.

Then months later it resurfaces like digital archaeology! People hype about it... and I am already there! I was very strategic about this decision but didn't use the tools when it was needed!

Consistency is the key, as you never know which dApp will cook a juicy airdrop, or which platform will be the next big thing! Join them all and wait! It's a game of patience!

No regrets though because that’s part of the game. Explore widely, miss a few, rediscover a few, occasionally strike gold. Sometimes I just collect memberships like souvenirs from rabbit holes you barely remember entering.

If you’re building something and I joined ages ago and went quiet… just know it wasn’t personal. I was probably chasing the next alpha somewhere else with my goldfish attention span!

I joined 3LOOK as I wanted to explore the “post-to-earn” layer where social activity becomes monetizable through Web3 mechanics, blending creator engagement with tokenized incentives.

3LOOK is a Web3 social platform that turns posting into a reward-driven activity. You connect your X account and create memes, posts, replies through their system.

An AI model evaluates how original and engaging it is. Based on that performance, you earn points and campaign rewards tied to the platform’s incentive programs.

Most of the yappers/snappers know Rally, as they flocked there after Cookie and Kaito closed the store. Well anon... I was on Rally before it got mainstream!

Rally is an AI-driven on-chain marketing platform that connects crypto projects with creators through incentivized social campaigns. So far it looks smooth and easy to use!

Users participate by completing tasks such as posting or engaging on X, and their contributions are evaluated by AI models that measure relevance, quality, and impact.

When the campaign criteria are met, rewards are distributed automatically onchain, removing the need for manual campaign management or centralized oversight.

Rally is designed to turn social attention into a measurable and compensable asset, giving projects a transparent way to distribute incentives while allowing participants to monetize their content!

If your new... you will have to join the whitelist and wait to be accepted. If you've been active on Kaito or Cookie... maybe you can skip the line and also get some RLP rewards!

There's lot of hype about Hyperliquid so I joined Delpho and claimed my Prism Pass! Had some points for my onchain history, got to silver tier and got some soulbound thing!

Delpho is trying to rethink what stablecoins do. Instead of just holding value, their idea is to create what they call productive onchain money. This is the stablecoin that can generate yield by design.

At the center of it is an atomic stablecoin, and the “atomic” part means everything happens in one seamless action! Everything happens in one single transaction!

You deposit collateral, the protocol hedges that exposure using perpetual futures on Hyperliquid, and it mints the stablecoin in the same step. You don’t have to manage multiple positions or platforms.

You may trade your Solana assets on Jupiter ... but PVM has some alpha! Titan Exchange entered beta in 2025 and processed more than $1.5 billion in spot volume during private testing

Titan Exchange is a trading tool built on Solana, but it isn’t a traditional DEX. It operates as a meta-DEX aggregator, that layer that sits above other aggregators, such as Jupiter.

Then securing roughly $7 million in seed funding to expand its infrastructure and trading API, and now they are comparing routes across Solana to determine the most efficient price and execution path for a swap.

The Titan backend relies on proprietary routing algorithms, including systems referred to as Talos and Argos, which are designed to allocate liquidity efficiently and outperform alternative routing strategies in many scenarios.

Titan gathers pricing data from major routers, consolidates it, and executes trades through the most optimal route! I gave it a try, done some volume and got some badges!

Because Titan is aiming to deliver competitive execution while accessing the widest possible liquidity, I expect a native token soon! It may be good to have activity before TGE!

Left ORBT Protocol last because I honestly can't remember this at all! Had to DYOR before to see they are a modular yield and liquidity project aiming to become a new capital layer in decentralized finance.

Through the ORBT Protocol hub, users can engage with early-stage campaigns by claiming an “ORBT Module” and earning ORBS points! Looks like another Grind & Hope campaign!

Those ORBS are awarded for completing social and onboarding tasks like connecting your X account, following official channels, or joining community groups.

These points help the project track engagement and early participation ahead of a full protocol launch on Base and potentially other chains. ORBT may be a thing!